Chapter 4, I am indeed a boy, as I am so cute

"I apologize, sir!" Seeing that Mitakashi Shizuka was indifferent to him, Duke quickly offered his apologies. He had a plethora of questions he wanted to ask and could not afford to offend the person before him. In his previous life, this attire would have been considered eccentric, but in the world of Naruto, it unmistakably marked him as a ninja.

Is there any problem

"What happened, uncle?" Duke is courting death.

Crossing over without any cheats is not what I expected! Where is the coach? I want to delete my account and start over! There is no system, no old man, no portable space, not even a dimensional merchant, and I don't even have a spirit behind me. What difference is there between me and a salted fish! Ah, it stinks, I'm going to faint!" Duke collapsed onto the tatami mat, in a dejected forward-bending posture.

"Alas! I thought it would be an old man!" Duke scratched his head, wearing an expression that suggested he was naive and asking not to be ridiculed. In reality, he was internally mocking, thinking, 'A black fishnet bodysuit, is it really appropriate for a grown man to wear this? Officer, there is a pervert here!'

One cannot tell that beneath this guy's rugged exterior and wild patterned bodysuit lies an artistic heart ... ! ... Indeed, he is a weirdo !

Ah? Duke stated that I will use this name for two lifetimes

Being pulled by the collar, Duke did not resist, curiously observing his surroundings. To his surprise, the house was very quiet, with no pillars pierced by shurikens and no large pits left from practicing ninjutsu. Immersed in a sense of tranquility, Duke, still relaxed, had not yet regained his senses when he was roughly placed in a chair. Before he could complain, the aroma of food wafted into his nose, and his stomach responded with a rumble.

In the mirror, a cute and delicate little girl looked charmingly at Duke. With black eyes, shoulder-length hair, and wearing the same outfit as him, along with matching bandages, Duke smiled, and she smiled too. When Duke turned his head, she turned her head as well

Oh! ! !

He washed his face vigorously, rubbed his tender little face, and Duke comforted himself, thinking that being cute in childhood would surely lead to a handsome adulthood. After all, his father in this life had a square face, and becoming a masculine man was not a dream. However, when he thought of his mother's oval face, Duke became unsettled again. This fair and tender skin was clearly inherited from his mother, and it was evident that the genetic traits from his maternal side were much stronger, raising concerns for the future

In an instant, the three flowers gathered at the crown, and the five energies converged at the origin. Heavenly golden lotuses descended, and the sound of the Dao resonated, lingering in the air. Duke opened his eyes, which could see through the void, and murmured: "In heaven and on earth, I alone am supreme"

"Big... big uncle!" Yutai Murasaki felt as if struck by lightning. Although the little ghost in front of her was about the same age as her own daughter, calling him 'big uncle' didn't seem like a big deal. Yet, why did it sound so sorrowful? I am a vibrant thirty years old, right in the golden age of a ninja.

Those damn rich people, a tiny bedroom actually has its own bathroom. The other rooms must have them too, with so many toilets in the house, it really is perverse. Duke pushed open the sliding door, grumbling, standing in front of the sink with a small stool.

Duke was puzzled, could it be that there are still secrets about my origins? In fact, am I called Uchiha Duke, Senju Duke, or Otsutsuki Duke?

Where did you hear that story from! There are no cliffs here, nor is there a formidable old man!

"Why is it grandpa?" Yushou Washi Zixiao asked in confusion, completely unable to comprehend the thought process of the mischievous child

Outside, a faint scent of grass greets me. The straight wooden corridor, the courtyard adorned with bamboo and stones, the path paved with gravel, the unknown flowers and plants, the shallow pond, and several koi fish all indicate that the owner here is very skilled at enjoying life

Well, a four-year-old child indeed cannot deceive you, but what about a child who is twenty-six plus four years old? ... He is already the same age as you, and he has a hundred different personas

"Please do not, I am very satisfied with the name 'Yushou Washi Duke.'" Duke was in tears, "How much do you really like eggs! As for Dog Egg, I do not even have the surname Li. You clearly promised to consult me, yet this is nothing but dictatorship!

As long as you are satisfied, as your guardian, we have at least made a preliminary acquaintance. There is still a long time ahead for us to spend together, so it would be best for you to behave. Let me make it clear, when dealing with mischievous children, I have always been one to fatten them up a bit first! Yushou Washi Zixiao was quite dissatisfied; the boss digs a pit for the younger brother to jump into. Although this pit isn't as deep as it could have been, a pit is still a pit, and no matter how shallow, it remains a pit. I dare not vent my frustrations on the boss, but you, little rascal, I can mold as I please. The boss digs a pit for the younger brother to jump into. Although this pit isn't as deep as it could have been, a pit is still a pit, and no matter how shallow, it remains a pit. I dare not vent my frustrations on the boss, but you, little rascal, I can mold as I please.

Change your name? Why would you change your name for no reason? You want to change my name, are we that familiar? Is the surname Du not good enough? There are over five million people with the surname Du in our area, just one person spitting would be enough for you to swim in it. You, in your mesh bodysuit, better come up with a good reason today, or be prepared to face the wrath of five million people!

Uh... let's not mention the matter of cuteness

The perverted uncle is called Yutai Zixiao? I haven't heard this name in Naruto; it must be a minor character. Duke thought carefully for a moment; this name was not mentioned in the original work, so it must be a passerby character, one who got killed off before even having the chance to introduce themselves. Of course, there is also the possibility that his timing is off, the plot hasn't started yet, or he simply crossed over, and Naruto and Sasuke are already down on their knees.

Alright! All of the above is nonsense. The reality is that Duke changed into more than ten different positions, lying down, crouching, and sitting cross-legged, yet he couldn't even find the door to the spiritual world. It was only after he held a horse stance and let out a foul fart that he realized that fairy tales are all lies

"Stop laughing foolishly! You have already slept for two days, you really can sleep. Although the medical ninjas have healed your injuries, they cannot cure your hunger. It is already mealtime, go wash your face and come eat." Yushouxi Zixiao pointed behind Duke, turned around, and elegantly closed the door as she left.

"Uncle, my name is Duke, I am four years old this year, thank you for saving me". Seeing that the target person showed little interest in him, Duke quickly changed his persona; if the cute and silly type did not work, then he would adopt a polite type. As a mere native of another world, I have a hundred different personas, and there is bound to be one that suits you.

For example, my name is Mitsurugi... Zixiao. What about you, is Duke your full name? Is it something like Ito Duke or Tojo Duke?" Mitsurugi Zixiao said casually, but was actually watching Duke closely

Being hit by a annihilation cannon and still able to traverse, as the chosen one, I must have an extraordinary cheat. Should I cultivate immortality or magic? What a delightful dilemma! Duke happily jumped off the small stool, sat cross-legged on the ground, with his five hearts directed towards the heavens, calming his mind and entering his own spiritual world. This is how it is written in novels, it cannot be wrong

If you can't remember, then don't think about it. Since you are here, make the best of it. At least the guardian is a ninja, which is a good start. Duke wiped the water off his face and bid farewell to the past. In his previous life, his parents and two older brothers supported him; having one more or one less made no difference. In this life, his parents should be gone, and he feels nothing about it. To be honest, watching the memories is like watching a TV drama, and it's so fragmented that there is no sense of immersion, a poor review

Haha! Duke chuckled while scratching his head. I also dislike perverted uncles, especially those perverted uncles with the surname Mitashirashi who wear tight netted clothing.

Is that the full name? Yushou Tai Zixiao looked down from above, wanting to see something. It was just that Duke indeed did not deceive him; this was indeed his name.

Alas! Isn't this too hasty? It merely adds the surname Mitshirai at the front, and it feels like nothing has changed! Duke remarked, is this really a name change? Am I not still called Duke? And what does guardian mean, literally? That would truly be a tragedy

He has realized that if he opposes, the other party will really rename him as Dog Egg

"Are you Duke?" Mitsuhashi Zixiao raised an eyebrow and said, "There is no need for thanks; it was not I who saved you. Also, is Duke your full name?"

After taking off his pants and seeing the mysterious elephant, Duke finally let out a long sigh of relief; it was still there. Indeed, so adorable, it must be a boy. The ancients truly did not deceive me!

"Zixiao, you should be a bit gentler." Yushou Washi Natsuki said discontentedly as she patted her husband, smiling kindly at Duke. "Especially with such a lovely boy, I was really startled at first!"

"From now on, you shall be called Mitsurashi Duke, and I will be your guardian from this point forward!" Mitsurashi Zixiao pondered for a moment, realizing that naming was something he was completely untalented at.

"It's nothing, I just wanted to confirm! After all, I need to change your name, so I should consult your opinion." Yushou Washi Zixiao has already confirmed that the little ghost in front of him is completely unaware of his bloodline from Mizuki, which makes things much less troublesome. As the Minister of the Anbu, he trusts in his own abilities; a four-year-old little ghost cannot deceive him.

"Am I a woman now? No... no. It's impossible! This book is definitely for male readers! Stay calm, I must remain calm at this moment. Perhaps she just dresses like me. That's it, I will look for it first. That toilet-like thing should be the time machine. If I crawl into it, I can return to Earth." Duke was so overwhelmed that he was incoherent. It was already difficult to accept the idea of time travel, and now turning into a woman? This was a rhythm that would lead to his demise. That's it, I will look for it first. That toilet-like thing should be the time machine. If I crawl into it, I can return to Earth." Duke was so overwhelmed that he was incoherent. It was already difficult to accept the idea of time travel, and now turning into a woman? This was a rhythm that would lead to his demise. Could it be that all time travelers who were bombarded by planet-destroying cannons end up becoming girls? ... Without my manhood, what meaning is there in my life...

Not satisfied? Then let's call it Yushou Wash Dog Egg, or Yushou Wash Cat Egg, Yushou Wash Chicken Egg, Duck Egg, or Goose Egg, you can choose! Yushou Wash Zixiao is quite indifferent, it's just a name, isn't it? What significance does a mere code hold? What demands can a mischievous child have? If you keep talking nonsense, I'll call you Dog Egg.

The little rascal, always dawdling, it's time to eat, why does it take so long to wash your face... Wow, it stinks, what on earth have you been doing in there!" As she pushed open the door, Yushou Washizuka pinched her nose and quickly picked up the salted fish that was still lying on the ground, hurrying out the door

Isn't that how the story goes? Being chased, falling off a cliff, and encountering a very powerful old man. Duke continues to exude a charming naivety

"It doesn't matter, let it be. " Yushou Washizhao waved her hand, not wanting to argue with the brat.

However, this is just too cute, isn't it? Clearly, it has some substance! Could it be that when the two-dimensional world transforms into the three-dimensional world, it beautifies the characters? Regarding this strange phenomenon, Duke cannot accept it, as that pervert just now was clearly very unattractive.

What an unpleasant little rascal! Mitsuki Shikyo had a displeased expression, and it was clear that this was just a mischievous child

My name is Duke, that is my full name, with the surname Du and the given name Ke! Who would have surnames like Ito or Tojo? They would be executed! This uncle named Mitarai Shizao should refrain from casually uttering such dangerous words; this book might just flop! Well, even though this is only the fourth chapter, it wouldn't be a great loss if it does flop!